Feb 28, 2020 - Explore Brittney Crenshaw's board "Biology Major", followed by 224 people on Pinterest. Thus we have experience of this area of humour. When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him.He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil! "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?The teacher was teaching a lesson on human reproductive organs. Funny pictures about Pavlov?. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.Science teacher asks the kids, what is the fastest thing they know.So the nurse takes him to the science teacher and say "Can you get the gum out of his hair?"
"I have good news and I have bad news. "She said, "Moths always fly with their legs apart. See more ideas about Science jokes, Science humor, Nerd humor. I actually remembered the functions from these jokesApparently it's called an "Eye disection" not "Eye digestion"In Prison, I learned Bubba was the powerhouse of the cellSo, not mine, but my favourite. Biology the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more.Log in to your Tumblr account to start posting to your blog.Science Jokes (This was sent to me by one of my former students! No one answered, which meant he would call out on someone. Porcelain mug, Measures 9cm high. Here comes a cover slide!" They give great life lessons! "She explains that humans are the only animals that can stutter.During a biology class, the teacher says, " Your semen has some glucose in it. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea....A few cells enter a bar. Image is printed on both sides. "Well," says Harold, "I could sell the gold and make a lot of money." CTRL + SPACE for auto-complete. But, it doesn't." ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)So, I'm sitting here, needing to write one more essay question for the exam I am giving shortly and have decided that I don't want it to be a serious question. "Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Why are biology teachers also great philosophers? "Why?" "A little girl raised her hand during a biology lesson and asked the teacher if her grandmother could have a baby. See more ideas about Science jokes, Science humor, Nerd humor. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. Looking for funny biology jokes? Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Can anybody tell me why? Biology is a rich source of the double entendre. Against War The History teacher had just finished a chapter on World War I. Some of these jokes are aimed at older students and some are tricky to understand for some, but there are jokes that anyone can enjoy. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.James Bond says to a chicken, "I'm Bond, James Bond." Science Teacher Jokes. "Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.Next time I see my teacher I’m gonna punch her in the balls!Dr Adams is holding forth to his college students on biology and anatomy. The teacher said, "Ok, Little Johnny, you tell us, why are you not in favor of war?" #nerd #geek #jokeWarning: these jokes may be Mesozoic era old. Thanks, @Hannah Mestel Mestel Mestel Mestel Mestel Cole)Life on a microscope slide. Nov 25, 2017 - Explore Nancy Padan's board "Science teacher humor", followed by 176 people on Pinterest. Teacher: Well done. "I would have gold," says Harold. Guy is a qualified biology teacher, and Will taught social science. Student: I can sir. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. "Argg! When you breath, you inspire. My sister didn’t want to answer the question so she tried to squeeze her way to the exit through theHere i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly,In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.Eventually she asks "What part of the body can grow ten times its normal size when stimulated?